Rum (thanks Nannie for the introduction), Man Tracker (he's a real, manly man), a Big Mac and the Double Gut Bomb (not it's real name) burger from Dairy Queen. And since 3 of the 4 mentioned weaknesses can kill me if not consumed in moderation, I had to venture out and find my own way to make burgers that tasted great!
And let me tell you - I practiced for many years. I read everything I could on the internet - searching for the one key tip that I was missing. The one key that would catapult my burgers into burger stardom.